#Bastienne's Butt Butter

My beautiful bare bum is greatness. Everything about my ample ass is great. Take one look at my bare bum and admire the feminine curvature, the fleshy cheeks, the smooth, soft skin, and the pretty shit-hole that all form together into an awe-inspiring package. Today is your lucky day because you get to witness what greatness looks like when its shitting. The reality is that my girl shit smells and tastes every bit as nasty as your manly shit does. Even so, I can see that you still want to eat ...

I found this comedy sketch about the realities of girl pooping and thought Id lend a hand to the cause. Here I demonstrate what theyre alluding to, with the video playing in the background.For educational purposes only ;) xo Bastienne

Oh little bro! All you do is play video games all day! Dont you want to meet girls? Or are you too youre scared? You have women on a pedestal and its driving me crazy! Dont you realize that women are just like you? Farting, Burping, Sneezing... SHITTING! Were really not that precious and Ill show you something thats going to help you out. Run and grab me a plate and some toilet paper, lets manage those expectations so you can get out there and date with confidence! Im happy to help - I mean - ...

I love these shorts but DAMN they were squeezing the life out of me UNTIL ... I realized I just have to poo! I pull my shorts down and let one loose! Now my shorts fit like a glove. When you see my massive load, youll see why ;) Sweet Relief! Enjoy! xo Bastienne

Distracted in class again?? You know what your problem is?? Youre a little, fucking PERVERT. Hope it was worth failing ALL of your classes because you cant keep your eyes off of my ass. Well take a good look, watch it closely as I take a nice, big shit on your report card. Take THIS home to your parents ;) xo Bastienne

Mean Teacher Bastienne has no time for your bullshit. Ive seen students like you before, youll be lost your whole fucking life. The only way you could ever be useful to anyone is if you were to take my sincere career advice: become a human toilet. It may sound gross at first but I mean, what other choice do you fucking have? Lets start by simply WATCHING. I think you can do that! I have to take a massive shit and youre gonna watch every detail ;)

My doctor always takes my temperature (rectally) EVERY time I go for a check up. This time was no different. I love playing dumb to simple men like him, his heavy breathing and tight pants revealing his true intent. I oblige his request for a stool sample before flipping the script on him and order him to eat it or Ill tell everyone how inappropriate he was being! ;) xo Bastienne

Most men want to worship my ass from the outside, fantasizing about all the things they can do. The problem is I like my worship DEEP. If you want this perfect ass youll have to worship ALL of it. Yep, that means watching *up close* while it pushes out a HUGE footlong! Youre learning ;) xo Bastienne

Listen as I sweetly describe my glorious ass to you, explaining how incredibly yummy it is - inside and out! You will become my most submissive worshiper once you witness what I produce ;) xo Bastienne

Myth believers will tell you wOmEn dOnT pOoP. Well I can tell you one thing for sure - IM DONE. Im done with the propaganda that would tell you I dont poop and there will be no denying it once you watch this clip. Not only will you worship my ass, youll be reprogrammed to jerk off to my gorgeous, ample, healthy shits. Busting the myth, one man at a time. Spread some cheeks and spread the word ;) xo Bastienne