MissElleClark - shitting at a friends house

My best friend Lucy's parents were away on vacation, giving us the perfect opportunity to throw a little party while they were out of town. I eagerly arrived at her house, excited to see the place all to ourselves and celebrate our friendship with a few drinks and some great tunes. As the night wore on and the alcohol began to take effect, I found myself desperately looking for a place to take a leak. Lucy's bathroom was just down the hall from the living room where everyone was hanging out, so I made my way over there, hoping to avoid any awkward encounters with anyone else. Opening the door, I quickly realized that I wasn't in any real rush, so I decided to be sneaky about it. I knew that if I didn't act fast, I might have an accident, so instead of going to the toilet, I decided to venture over to the bathtub instead. It was big enough that I could crouch down and hide my actions from prying eyes. After all, who would suspect anything unusual when someone simply needs to pee? With the lights turned off and the door slightly ajar, I began to unzip my jeans and prepare myself for what was about to happen. The taste of cheap beer still lingered on my tongue as my stream hit the water in the tub, creating ripples that spread outwards. It was a relief to finally get rid of the burning sensation in my bladder, and as I stood up, an idea suddenly popped into my head. You see, I've always had a bit of a unique fascination with the golden nectar of the bowels - scat. So without a second thought, I reached back into my pants and started to rub my soiled fingers against my puckered anus, digging around for any nuggets that might be hiding. I worried that there wouldn't be much since I'd only had those few beers, but much to my delight, there was more than enough. With a contented smile on my face, I reached into the tub and retrieved a huge turd from where it had settled at the bottom. It was still warm from the water and practically glistened in the dim light. I brought it up to my mouth, savoring the taste as I began to suck and chew on it greedily. It wasn't long before I had my fingers covered in fecal goo, happily coating every inch of my pointer and middle fingers. Feeling extra naughty, I decided to draw out the moment by dipping my index finger in the remaining puddle of urine, giving myself a little taste test of both ends. Satisfied with my little indulgence, I quickly grabbed some toilet paper and wiped down the tub, making sure there were no traces of my little adventure left behind. Walking out of the bathroom, I felt an incredible sense of excitement and knowing smirk appeared on my lips. Despite being completely covered in shit and having left evidence in my best friend's house, I couldn't help but feel proud and aroused by my dirty deed.