Ladies Keeping it Funky - Alphas Interrupted Explosions!!

Here we have Alpha, one of the original "FUNKY Ladies" of yesteryear, making her highly anticipated return to the world of scat fetish! This busty vixen was actually involved with our storyteller before he even started his renowned site - talk about a scorching reunion!

Alpha was already legendary for her explosive ass-cheeks and her knack for filling up a room with mouthwatering farts, but now she's back and better than ever! Despite being interrupted by an unexpected disruption at home, Lady Alpha managed to squeeze out a couple of explosive shits that we're sure will leave you thirsting for more.

The first shit was a massive, nuclear-sized dump that left the entire toilet bowl coated in a thick layer of glorious shit. The smell was absolutely divine, wafting up towards the camera like an aphrodisiac. You could practically feel the heat radiating off the pile as it sat there, twitching and quivering with anticipation.

But sadly, the blissful moment didn't last long. Just as Lady Alpha was in the middle of her second, equally impressive explosion, she was tap-tap-tapped on the shoulder by none other than her husband! Yep, it seems the Alpha bitches were back together again, much to our storyteller's delight - but also to the detriment of our viewing pleasure.

Despite being rudely interrupted, we must admit that Lady Alpha put up quite the spectacle during her brief shitting session. Her body trembled with excitement as she released wave after wave of scorching hot shit, and her moans of ecstasy were enough to send shivers down your spine. She even took the time to spread her love around, wiping her slimy, gooey fingers all over her beautifully plump, round ass cheeks.

So, there you have it folks - another juicy chapter from the life of one of our resident FUNKY Ladies! Will we see more of Alpha in the future? Only time will tell... But one thing's for sure - when this bodacious babe decides to drop a deuce, you better believe she's going all-in!