dirty_kitty - I shit in coffee sitting at windowsill

Imagine waking up one morning and hearing the gentle pitter-patter of rain against your window. You ignorantly stretch your arms out and look over at your bedside table, only to find a steaming cup of coffee waiting for you. It has a small plastic spoon sticking out of the side, but something feels off about it. It looks... bitter. You're not sure why, but something about the coffee gives you a strange sense of desperation. As you take a tentative sip, the bitter taste is overwhelming. You grimace and look around for something to add to it, but nothing comes to mind. That's when it hits you - you have to go. You need to take a dump. So, after quickly disposing of the bitter coffee, you find yourself walking over to the windowsill, feeling the butterflies in your stomach. Today's going to be an interesting day after all. You sit down on the cool tile of the windowsill and spread your legs wide apart. As you feel your asshole begin to loosen up, you remember the coffee. You have an idea. You stand up again, your heart pounding in anticipation, and walk back over to your bed. You pick up the used coffee cup from earlier, still full of all its bitter goodness, and bring it back to the windowsill. You sit back down, feeling even more desperate now that you're finally here. You take hold of the cup in one hand, positioning it under you. With the other hand, you grasp your own ass cheek and spread it open, revealing your shiny pink asshole to the world. A small drop of excitement leaks out of your asshole, mixing with the bitter coffee below. Finally, you let go of the cup and lean forward, pushing your hips back. Within seconds, a massive log of shit drops out of your asshole and lands right in the middle of the coffee. You watch in awe as it sinks down, mixing with the coffee and creating a disgusting yet strangely arousing concoction. As you sit there, enjoying the feeling of your shit pushing against the walls of your warm, tight asshole, you can't help but feel satisfied. This may have been the most disgusting idea you've ever had, but it's also one of the most thrilling. You reach into the cup and mix your shit around with the coffee, getting some on your fingers and bringing them to your mouth. You can't believe how good it tastes. There's a strange sweetness to it, mixed with the bitterness of the coffee, that sends shivers down your spine. You don't even mind the inevitable mess you're going to have to clean up later. Right now, you're perfect. After a few more minutes of soaking in the feeling, you finally begin to feel done. You stand up, still looking out the window at the rain, and walk over to the toilet. You flush the cup and the evidence of your disgusting yet exhilarating morning, watching as the water swirls around and washes everything away. You may not know what got into you this morning, or why you felt the need to do something so messy and taboo, but one thing's for sure - you'll always remember this day. And maybe, just maybe, you'll find yourself drawn back to the windowsill again sometime soon.